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May 29, 2009

Brancalicious

Permalink 08:23:37, by Holly Email , 772 words  
Categories: General

[To the tune of Fergie’s Fergalicious]

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

Brancalicious definition make them boys maluco
They see my pasty skin and gettin’ rich is their pensamento
You can see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I’m not even out there teasin’
But boys keep askin without reason.

Brancalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All those films are fictitious.
I wear glasses (hotttt)
That ought to put them boys off
But they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (smellin good, I am not . . .)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Brancalicious (p-p-p-p-p-pasty, pasty)

Brancalicious def-,
Brancalicious def-,
Brancalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Brancalicious definition make them boys maluco.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Sista (Hey, Sista),
I'm the M to the Z, U, N, the G, the U,
Any other white girl’s in the same darn zoo.

I'm Brancalicious (so delicious)
My temper’s getting vicious
I be up too darn mad to be working on my fitness
She's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put them pounds on non-stop
But they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (smellin good, I am not . . .)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Brancalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Don’t pedir meu numero
In the first 2 minutos
I’m not hasty, hasty
Just cuz my skin is pasty.
I’m not tasty, tasty,
So why are you so crazy?

P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty, P to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Holly

All the time I turn around brada's gather round
always looking at me up and down looking at my . . .
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama,
little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited
and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All those films are fictitious
I wear glasses (hotttt)
That ought to put them boys off
But they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

My temper’s gettin vicious,
I be too darn mad to be workin on my fitness,
She's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put put them pounds on non-stop,
But they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious (óla sista . . .)
So delicious (como está?)
So delicious (óla sista . . . )
I'm Brancalicious, p-p-p-p-p pasty, pasty
It's so delicious (óla sista . . .)
So delicious (como está?)
So delicious (óla sista . . . )
I'm Brancalicious, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p (como está)

P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty. P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty
P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty. P to the A, to the, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty. P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty
P to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're pasty. P to the A, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

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